A Murder A Day, Keeps the Bad Thoughts T-Shirt (Unisex, Mens and Womens)

Description���� “A Murder a Day Keeps the Bad Thoughts Away™” ���� Introducing the ultimate wellness regimen for the morally flexible: one fictional murder a day to keep your inner demons entertained and your intrusive thoughts politely distracted.Whether it’s plotting the demise of your alarm clock or imagining a dramatic showdown with your printer, this totally non-lethal, 100% imaginary program is perfect for:Aspiring mystery novelistsOver-caffeinated office workersPeople who say “I’m fine” through gritted teethEach day includes:One elaborately staged whodunnit in your mind palaceA complimentary alibi generatorAnd a soothing voice that whispers, “It’s okay, they deserved it… metaphorically.”Disclaimer: No actual crimes committed. Just vibes, drama, and a healthy dose of theatrical vengeance.